so many things are wrong with me but at least jesus granted me a bangin ass
How I became a Directioner
| me: | wow these guys are cute |
| me: | oh, they're a band...and british |
| me: | i'll listen to a couple of their songs i guess |
| me: | wow they're good |
| me: | ...really good |
| me: | oh hey, video diaries, let's watch those |
| me: | oh my god they're hilarious |
| me: | what time is it? doesn't matter next video |
| me: | oh god oh god |
| me: | isn't it illegal to be so attractive? |
| me: | oh god i'm just going to follow all of the fan blogs |
| me: | sweet jesus i need them in my life always |
| me: | no my bbs why are you so far away |
| atlantic ocean: | lol |
| me: | why must you be so good-looking, and talented, and have great personalities that's not fair |
| me: | fuck you, fuck you and your amazing fucking voices. |
| me: | no i'm sorry come back |
| me: | oh god my whole life has become centered around them |
| me: | i regret nothing |
| life: | you're welcome. |
